she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Come see our sink grown plant.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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