hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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