I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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