just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
two words: eviction party
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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