we're chasing vodka with high fives
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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