There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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