I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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