you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
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You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.