Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

Sry I called you an 8

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(212): View more from New York

lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(618): View more from Illinois

Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.

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(928): View more from Arizona

its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.

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(207): View more from Maine

Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!

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