you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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