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(214): View more from Texas

you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota

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(305): View more from Florida

your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise

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(502): View more from Kentucky

if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets

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(347): View more from New York

i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

(404): View more from Georgia

sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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(678): View more from Georgia

I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits

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(231): View more from Michigan

I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.

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(269): View more from Michigan

I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.

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(256): View more from Alabama

He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.

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