Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
handjob tips. give me some.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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