He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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