Sry I called you an 8
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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