I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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