escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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