does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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