Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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