yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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