We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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