I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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