It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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