apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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