Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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