I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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