Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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