if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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