"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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