This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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