YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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