You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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