Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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