Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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