Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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