Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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