just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
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You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
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