The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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