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(586): View more from Michigan

If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me

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(650): View more from California

one two three fourrrrnication!

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?

(651): View more from Minnesota

That's yours. We cut you off.

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(360): View more from Washington

Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...

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(864): View more from South Carolina

It's official drugs can't kill me

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(503): View more from Oregon

College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.

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(519): View more from Ontario

He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices

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(785): View more from Kansas

You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.

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