I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".