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• (360): View more from Washington

  We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.

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  I absolutely love you.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye

  (319): View more from Iowa

  Wasn't she moving abroad?

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  Are you really going to debate this?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.

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• (661): View more from California

  It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.

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