Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK