So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
