the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
