Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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