Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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