I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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