Hey man sorry I got all grabby
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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