If i could tip my vagina, i would.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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