I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
