i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
whose ass print is on the piano?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
Randomize
