what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
my liver is dry heaving
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