You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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