that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
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Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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