i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm always down for nudity.
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