i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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