in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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