Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
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I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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