So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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