My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
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