That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
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Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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