I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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