i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??