? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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