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• (650): View more from California

  oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death

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• (352): View more from Florida

  She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.

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  no pressure.

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• (631): View more from New York

  He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.

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