thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms