kristin has been a bad kristin
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
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well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.