When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
honey bunches of taint.
seriously i just wanna be friends
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.