okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.