On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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