His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
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Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
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