Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
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But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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